Veronika the cow shocks scientists by using a tool
January 22, 2026
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–Trump announces framework for Greenland deal and drops tariff threat. It’s better now.
“Hey Elsie, cover my mini shorts and reverse to go long. While the rest of the herd was out grazing I saw a Bloomberg headline that Trump won’t use force to take Greenland.” “Ok Veronika”
Veronika the Cow shocks scientists by using a tool
https://www.popsci.com/environment/cow-tool-use-veronika
“The findings highlight how assumptions about livestock intelligence may reflect gaps in observation rather than genuine cognitive limits,” Alice Auersperg, a study co-author and cognitive biologist at the university, said. [Alice is now getting a government grant to observe cows in the Swiss countryside]
https://www.cbr.com/the-far-side-best-cow-comics
on January 22, 2026 at 12:42 pm
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That austrian(!) cow has somehow sidelined DT in international news. The fear is that, in retaliation, he will order the deportation of Arnold Schwarzenegger to his home country.
Currently, our only hope and consolation is Arnie will end up in Australia.