Sept 12. Why, he stubbed his TOE!
–Pneumonia? She’s been coughing for months. Who’s her doctor? Phil? In any case uncertainty is rising in front of the US election. In Europe, following up on Draghi’s comments last week that ‘structural reforms need to be substantially stepped up’, Dijsselbloem came up with this solution:(Reuters) “Times are changing. You need to pay your taxes in a fair way. Part of that would be in the U.S., part of that would be in Europe. So get ready to do that,” Dijsselbloem added. Is that what Mario meant?
–Quarterly options in stock indices expire on Friday. As has been well reported, the two months previous to Friday were a flat line, perfect conditions to embolden premium sellers. Friday was a gamma wake up call.
*From Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn:
“Well, ther’ ain’t no sense in it. A body might stump his toe, and take poison, and fall down a well, and break his neck, and bust his brains out, and somebody come along and ask what killed him, and some numskull up and say, ’Why, he stumped his TOE.’ Would ther’ be any sense in that? NO. And ther’ ain’t no sense in THIS, nuther.”

